I Accidentally F**ked a Cactus | The Weirdest Blues Record Ever Made (1976s) #obscurestvinyl

I Accidentally F**ked a Cactus | The Weirdest Blues Vinyl Ever Made 1976s #obscurerecords #obscurestvinyl #quirkyvinyls --- LYRICS --- [Verse 1] Woke up this mornin', pain in my behind Remembered last night's party...lost my mind Desert moon was high, tequila flowin' free Saw a shapely silhouette, thought it was meant to be [Chorus] I accidentally f**ked a cactus, Lord have mercy on me I accidentally f**ked a cactus, ain't no doctor can set me free Got more pr*cks than a porcupine, hurtin' from my head to my knees [Verse 2] Stumbled to the bathroom, lookin' like a mess My backside's a pin cushion, I must confess Tried to sit down gently, let out a painful moan This desert love affair's left me all alone [Bridge] Oh, the desert plays tricks on a fool like me Thought I found love, but it was a prickly tree Now I'm pickin' spines from where the sun don't shine Learned my lesson 'bout drinkin' that cactus wine [Chorus] I accidentally f**ked a cactus, Lord have mercy on me I accidentally f**ked a cactus, ain't no doctor can set me free Got more pr*cks than a porcupine, hurtin' from my head to my knees "Mama always said I'd get into a prickly situation... But this ain't what she had in mind." --- #unbrokenvinyls #vinyl #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinylcommunity #forgottenvinyl #obscurecovers #eccentricvinyls #comedyvinyl #badrecordcovers #bizarrevinyls #unknownvinyls #obscureLPs #music #aimusic #aicover #nostalgia "