The Project 2025 Song!

Written, animated and performed by Jason Kravits THE PROJECT 2025 SONG - Full lyrics ©2024 by Jason Kravits KID: Hey there! Who are you? P25: Oh, just the most important document in our country’s history. KID: You mean the Constitution?P25: Nope! KID: The Declaration of Independence? P25: Guess again! KID: The Federalist Papers? P25: The Federalist… what? No! Even more important than… whatever you just said. Now sit right here and I’ll tell you all about me. I’m just a little paper for the ages A way to set the government straight A short 887 pages On how to make America great… again By forcing through the president’s agenda Removing all of those who disagree Replace ‘em with our loyal party members and Reclaim our great country (In sum) Give power to the president To authorize the government To legislate morality And wrestle back normality From Marxist ideologies That infiltrate our policies Like gender, race or anything woke (We’re gonna) Abolish the Department of Education Turn the swearing in into a coronation America’s great salvation will arrive With Project 2025. KID: Coronation? You mean, like a king? P25: No, it’s called the “Unitary Executive Theory.” Gives the next president unchecked power to do whatever they want. KID: So… a king. P25: Oh, let’s not get hung up on semantics. Here’s how it’s gonna work! Once that we have started the transition And no one’s left to tell us to wait We’ll go through every policy position Get rid of all the language that we hate Like civil rights diversity and unions And pronounce, to mention but a few Defunding any liberal institutions That dare question what we do KID: I’m pretty sure the Supreme Court- P25: The Supreme Court. That’s a good one! Now where was I? Abortion will be pretty much illegal And reproductive rights will be gone We’ll get back to the biblical ideal That a family means a daddy and a mom (with kids) Repeal the crazy climate regulations That get in the economy’s way With everyone reporting to their stations On inauguration day (When we) Give power to the president To authorize the government To legislate morality Expelling abnormality Like godless ideologies Protecting inequalities Like gender, race and anything woke (We’re gonna) Abolish the Department of Education Convert the Melting Pot into a Christian nation The stage is set and we’ll be going live In 2025 KID: It can’t seriously say all that. P25: Wanna bet? Come on, let’s crack me open! (Page 124)Make more nuclear weapons (Page 257) End the war on fossil fuels (Page 214) No more gun violence protections (Page 298) Or feeding hungry kids at our schools (Turn to page 5) Ban offensive books from the classroom (563) Make it hard to register to vote (Page 449) Dismantle medicare (534) Kill off the grizzly bear (Page 4) Delete the terms sexual orientation, gender equality, awareness and sensitivity, diversity, equity, inclusion, abortion, reproductive health and reproductive rights out of every rule, regulation, contract, grant and piece of federal regulation that exists… and that’s an actual quote And that, my friend, is only the beginning Of how this makes America great You’ll be so overwhelmed with all the winning That you won’t know what you’ve lost til it’s too- KID: WAIT! This doesn’t sound great at all! P25: No? KID: No, it sounds like a $%^*ing nightmare. P25: Well, I guess if you wanted to, there are still some things you can do to… stop it. KID: Like what? Well… if… you… Vote to save democracy And stand against autocracy And tell your friends and family Enough with this insanity We’ve fought too long to part with these Essential civil liberties Like privacy, and equity, and bodily autonomy, And what defines a family, equality and empathy And we’re not going back! And maybe We can stop this radical abomination The future all depends on your participation That’s the way democracy will thrive America was made for you and me So let’s defend our freedom and our dignity Now raise your voice and let’s keep hope alive In 2025! NOW VOTE!