'Sermon on the Rocks' available now: smarturl.it/Sermon Limited quantity of handwritten lyric sheets, autographed vinyl & CDs, and exclusive album bundles available at http://joshritter.merchtable.com #sermonontherocks Follow Josh: http://joshritter.com http://joshritter.merchtable.com http://facebook.com/joshrittermusic http://twitter.com/joshritter http://instagram.com/joshritterofficial “Getting Ready to Get Down” lyrics: Mama got a look at you and got a little worried Papa got a look at you and got a little worried Pastor got a look and said, "Ya'll had better hurry" Send her off to a little bible college in Missouri And now you come back sayin' you know a little bit about Everything they ever seemed to hope you'd never figure out Eve ate the apple 'cause the apple was sweet What kinda god would ever keep a girl From getting what she needs? And I'm getting ready to get down Getting ready to get down Getting ready to get down Now people cross the street when you walk in their direction Talk between their teeth throwin' epithets And the doctor thinks a devil musta got you by your senses But to live the way you please doesn't sound like possession Four long years studyin' the Bible Infidels, jezebels, salomes, and delilahs Back off the bus in your own home town Sayin' you didn't like me then probably won't like me now But I'm getting ready to get down Getting ready to get down Getting ready to get down The men of the country club The ladies of the 'xilliary Talkin' 'bout love Like it's apple pie and libery To really be a saint You gotta really be a virgin Dry as a page of the King James Version No ohh la la's, no oh yesses yesses No I can't waits I got to see you againses Turn your other cheek and take no chances Jesus hates your high school dances They said your soul needed savin' so they sent you off to bible school But you know a little more than they were sure was in the golden rule Be good to everybody, be a strength to the weak A joy to the joyful, the laughter in the grief And give your love freely to whoever that you please Don't let noboy tell you 'bout who you oughta be And when you get damned in the popular opinion It's just another damn of the damns you're not giving I'm getting ready to get down Getting ready to get down Getting ready to get down Mama got a look at you and got a little worried Papa got a look at you and got a little worried Pastor got a look and said, "Ya'll had better hurry" Send her off to a little bible college in Missouri And now you come back sayin' you know a little bit about Everything they ever seemed to hope you'd never figure out The Red Sea, the Dead Sea, the Sermon on the Mount If you wanna see a miracle watch me get down Cause I'm getting ready to get down Getting ready to get down Getting ready to get down
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