Wicked | Popular Dictator (Donald Trump song parody)

With Donald Trump defying depravity, it's hard to understand how he is so popular with 49% of the population. As he dances through life, and none of his bad deeds are going punished, it's clear that our country has been changed (I hope not for good). Song parody of "Popular" from Wicked the musical. === Lyrics === Whenever I see someone as dumb as Donald Trump And let's face it, not many men are dumb as Donald Trump With red flags that Republicans don’t heed And although he’s like a big orange clown Who turns the country upside down I know, I know just how he will proceed And even in his case When I’m looking at his big dumb face I’m worried there’s a chance he might succeed Oh yes indeed He will proceed To be a dictator! He’ll be a big dictator He’ll put down the bourgeoisie Just like China’s Xi Or other fascists he admires He’ll rule with an iron fist Like those communists And the men with whom he still conspires To be dictator He wants to be dictator He hangs with the wrong cohorts As he stacks the courts From the districts to Supremes So let’s start ‘Cause now we’ll dismantle all of his schemes We’ll need a strategy to stay unflappable Remember when they said they wouldn’t storm the capital Now that you’ve chosen to become a Trump resister and a fighter There’s nobody whiter! Not when it comes to Dictators We know all about dictators ‘Cause we’ve all been here before Through a civil war We’re not afraid to go hardcore We’re joining up to stop him The Mar-a-Lago dictator MAGA, MAGA! He won’t become our dictator When I see those red hat wearers Spreading lies and spouting terrors I remind them on their own behalf To think of Celebrated heads of state Or specially great communicators Did they say “rot in hell”? Don’t make me laugh! ‘Cause they weren’t dictators Please! We’ve got to stop dictators. But despite your trials I don’t hear denials So it’s very plain to see You want to be a dictator Like Xi [interlude] And though you protest Your disinterest I know clandestinely You're gonna try to block it So we’ll lose our democracy Aah! MAGA, MAGA! You’ll be a dictator Just not quite the dictator as Xi