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The Big Rock Candy Mountains (Donald Trump Song Parody)

Here is "The Big Rock-Candy Mountains" but with a Donald Trump twist. Excuse the language! ☕️ https://www.buymeacoffee.com/patmfitz - If you like this song you can buy me a coffee. Cheers! Based on "The Big Rock Candy Mountains" by Harry McClintock: * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLKdxjCpw6U Other song parodies from "O Brother Where Art Thou": * Playlist: * https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTJ51MPoPijyqXu_hIC6VeGCIJE9AsZBv * https://youtu.be/oonu7RwTmU0 * https://youtu.be/bIvlVX91jeQ * https://youtu.be/A5aiOuOd-Uw Lyrics When meeting up with Donald Trump His lawyers started cryin’ No matter what they said to him They couldn’t stop him lyin’ He said “Jack Smith is a bigfoot myth From the Fulton County mountains” Now you can feel what it’s like to deal With The Big Trump BS Fountain In the Big Trump BS Fountain, He’s made some perfect calls He runs down stairs and ramps real fast And rarely ever falls And he never rapes a woman Unless she is his type He has sex all day And he never has to pay For a porn star dancing In her lingerie In the Big Trump BS Fountain In the Big Trump BS Fountain He’s in the best of shape He’s the one who taught Jane Fonda how To make a workout tape He gets his daily exercise Driving in his golfing cart He is six foot three Eating KFC He weighs two fifteen And has the best of genes From the Big Trump BS Fountain In the Big Trump BS Fountain He goes to church uptown He likes to hold a bible up But he holds it upside down If you ask him what’s his favorite verse He won’t give it away It’s his favorite book If you overlook The divorces and affairs In which he partook In the Big Trump BS Fountain In the Big Trump BS Fountain He’ll be the president If he can just get Kanye back Or maybe 50 Cent He will beat the interference From Fani and from Jack If he can just delay Or maybe run away And start a civil war If he can talk some more About the Big Trump BS Fountain {whistling} We will prevail, When he goes to jail Despite the Big Trump BS Fountain

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