Jonathan Coulton - First of May - ASL Song

*CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE* Jonathan Coulton's "First of May," a very raunchy little number, performed in sign language. I even had backup signers for this one! Click "more" for a transcript of the signs alongside the song lyrics. I woke up this morning MORNING I AWAKE I had a scone and a large house blend SCONE EAT, COFFEE DRINK And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends SQUIRREL, CHIPMUNK FRIEND [ix-loc] CONVERSE I said Im sick and tired of winter I TELL-THEM WINTER SICK-OF-IT And I wish that it was spring I WISH SPRING START SOON And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast began to sing BIRD ROBIN FLY-DOWN START SING And he sang HE SING Ooh ooh child, whatd you think the cold winters gonna last forever? [O-handshape] CHILD YOU THINK WINTER CONTINUE? Ooh ooh child, nows the time for all the people to get together outside [O-handshape] NOW ALL PEOPLE MUST COME-TOGETHER OUTSIDE Cause its the first of May, first of May NOW MAY 1ST, MAY 1ST Outdoor fucking starts today FUCK++ OUTSIDE START TODAY So bring your favorite lady BRING YOUR FAVORITE WOMAN Or at least your favorite lay OR YOUR FAVORITE HOOKER The waters not cold baby dip in your big toe WATER FINE, TOE DIP-IN Maybe Ill see you in flagrante delicto MAYBE I SEE-[you] NAKED Grass below you, sky above GRASS FLOOR, SKY Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside CELEBRATE SPRING HOW? FUCK++ OUTSIDE I thanked him for the information THANK-[him] FOR INFORM I cried a little when he flew away HE FLY, I CRY I watched an episode of The Peoples Court I WATCH TV And I tried to plan my day MY DAY TRY PLAN I called up my old lady WIFE CALL-[her] She wasnt home so I called my girl NOT HOME, MY GIRL CALL-[her] I asked her if shed like to join me as I ASK-[her] IF SHE WANT TWO-OF-US Entertain the world WORLD ENTERTAIN And I said I SAY Ooh ooh child, Ill bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off [O-handshape] CHILD, BLANKET BRING, ANTS I WIPE-OFF Ooh ooh child, youre gonna like it when were taking each others pants off outside [O-handshape] PANTS++ REMOVE, YOU ENJOY OUTSIDE [chorus] So we went to the park together TWO-OF-US GO-TO PARK We were walking in the midday sun NOON WALKING We met all kinds of people and we MEET+++ We fucked everyone FUCK+++ We fucked a lady who sells ice cream WOMAN ICE CREAM VENDOR, FUCK-[her] We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei MAN WITH DOG TAN, FUCK-[him] Everyone who needed fucking well they ALL PEOPLE NEED SEX They got fucked today THEY FUCK+++ So come on COME Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you [O-handshape] CHILD MIND, HEART OPEN++, FEEL HEAT [all-over] Ooh ooh child, youll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you outside [O-handshape] CHILD YOU FEEL LOVE WHEN I FUCK-[you] OUTSIDE [chorus]