Donald Trump is very interested in the size of Arnold Palmer's genetalia. Try to remember this at election day and vote for someone who is not so weird. Song parody of "Try to Remember" from "The Fantasticks" https://youtu.be/hCmJ4F7U-fo Sorry the vocals are not the strongest, I'm getting over a cold but wanted to get this out! === Lyrics === Try to remember the size of his member That time he bathed with Arnold Palmer Try to remember this, then in November Go cast your vote for one with honor Try to remember to vote in November But not for this man talking of a phallus Try to remember and he’ll be dismembered With malice It started when Stormy spoke out to inform me She said Trump’s size was like a mushroom He tries to deny it but he cannot hide it While peeping round the golf course washroom Try to remember to vote in November But not for the man full of hate and sadness Don’t let him scare us, vote Kamala Harris With gladness That speech by Obama, it caused so much trauma And Trump's small hands make things look bigger He’s had so much drama from years of Obama He’ll slip someday and call him… a bad word Try to remember to vote in November But not for the man full of hate and sadness Don’t let him scare us, vote Kamala Harris With gladness With joy and gladness
Feeling thankful that it wasn’t Trump giving a eulogy, no telling what stories he would recount of Jimmy Carter in the White House locker room.
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