Istanbul (Not Constantinople) Elon Musk / Vivek Ramaswamy (song parody)

Billionaires Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy are backing up their kleptocracy dumptrucks to the US Capitol and start siphoning government funds into their own coffers, using the excuse of "government efficiency". Song parody of "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" https://youtu.be/Uqnb_nU7RBE === Lyrics === Elon Musk / Vivek Ramaswamy Gonna make you want to cry for your mommy They will leave a husk in place of your country Now I think you’ll agree / we’re in an oligarchy Elon Musk, whose cars run on battery, Bought Donald Trump, with cash and with flattery If you’re among his right wing menagerie You’re simping for Elon Musk Down in Mar-a-Lago / you’ll see them every day Don don’t like it, what can he say? People might start to think that he’s gay So Elon Musk / Vivek Ramaswamy Camping out down south where it’s moist and balmy Want to play a game called hide the salami I do not want to seem overtly crass But our country’s ‘bout to take it up the ass [Doge] [Doge] Elon Musk [Doge] [Doge] Elon Musk Down in Mar-a-Lago / you’ll see them every day Don don’t like it, what can he say? Elon likes Melania’s lingerie So Elon Musk / Vivek Ramaswamy Camping out down south where it’s moist and balmy Want to play a game called hide the salami I do not want to seem overtly crass But our country’s ‘bout to take it up the ass Elon Musk!