Electrical Canoe (Donald Trump / Electric Avenue song parody)

Would you pick a shark or choose electrical canoe? Which one would you desire? This seems to be a topic near and dear to Donald Trump's heart, because he repeatedly tells this inane story at his rally whenever he goes off the tele-prompter. "Electric Avenue" song parody. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxep-9BQ6Uo === Lyrics === Shark! Shark! Now in this boat there’s a battery Due to the weight we’re starting to sink 10 yards away is a great white And now I don’t have much time to think Oh, would you pick a shark or choose electrical canoe? Which one would you desire? Would you pick a shark or choose electrical canoe? Which one would you desire? Speaking with broke tele-prompter And you know that I’m really dumb All of my stories they wander And so I’ll choose this nautical one Oh, would you pick a shark or choose electrical canoe? Which one would you desire? Would you pick a shark or choose electrical canoe? Which one would you desire?