The Official Trump Inaugural Song, by Mangy Fetlocks
Trump’s inauguration’s gonna be inside, because wussy Donald has no sense of pride. He’s as fragile as a pansy. Anyone who sees him can see being strong’s another thing ‘bout which he lied. This will be the second time he’ll dodge the draft. He’s most worried ‘bout his little mushroom shaft. If the weather’s rather chill, it will shrink. It really will, and he’ll start his presidency quite short staffed. copyright 2025, Bruce W Nelson
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Lyrical genius from Mangy Fetlocks: "This will be the second time he’ll dodge the draft."
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