It's Not Unusual To Get Measles Anymore (RFK Jr. song parody)

Vaccine denier RFK Jr. is now the head of Health and Human Services, and it is going about as well as you would expect, with measles cases (and even deaths) breaking out across the country. Song parody of "It's Not Unusual" written by Les Reed and Gordon Mills, first recorded by a then-unknown Tom Jones. The music here is from The Knickerbockers cover: https://youtu.be/0bZuiCP_KKI === Lyrics === It’s not unusual to get measles anymore They’re not unusual, these diseases anymore And when I learn about the vaccines that you forswore It’s not unusual to be notified Your kid has died It’s not unusual to elect a Kennedy But when a brain worm’s there it affects his sanity If you should ever need help disposing of a bear It’s not unusual To drop it in the park Just wait ‘til after dark Your alibi is bulletproof And if you have a whale This trick will never fail: Take it and strap it to your roof It’s not unusual to be sick a day or two Until you find out you have contracted the bird flu And if you’re wondering just exactly what to do The CDC will recommend you take Ivermectin pills Whoa-whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh