SONG FOR DONALD - Parody of Song of Roland | Don Caron

Way back in 2018 Trump made his once famous, now forgotten comments about "Shithole Countries" which inspired this parody. Based on comments that have accumulated on the original posting since that time, it bears mentioning that those "three guys" are not Norwegian and the video wasn't shot in Norway. Just more Parody Project visual trickery for your entertainment. Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender SUPPORT Visit https://parodyproject.com/supportus CONTRIBUTE to the PROJECT BTC:              33W8cvkCKupG77ChtTFXeAFmEBCaLcjsBJ ETH:    0x1f36edE7A4F06830D0e3d675776607790a2ce636  PATRONAGE To become a Patron of Parody Project please visit our Patreon Page https://www.patreon.com/parodyproject MAILING LIST (Never Shared) https://parodyproject.com/subscribe/ Song of Roland - Traditional Norwegian Melody Lyrics by Don Caron We’re happy about our country, thanks and its praises are well-sung now We’re one of the richest on the globe here we take care of old and young now the finest care is for all of us disregarding annual income We have respect and we’re treated thus we protect ourselves and then some The poor and the wealthy blend quite well education is for all, oh the progeny of the plumber sits with those of the CEOs, oh we strive for equal opportunity human rights and gender equality Norway is the happiest country with lives of the highest quality You profit from the plight of your elderly and spend the most on health care but your system comes in last each time things don’t seem to ever improve there. You rob the young of their future pay funneled into your corporations they leave their schools on the final day with indebted complications We resisted Nazi Germany we built a system based on people We have no need for your racist creed Or your neo-nazi sheeple Just because we are mostly white doesn’t mean you are our brother We don’t fit in with your whitewash plan, we're accepting of all colors But we know that you excel at certain things in the the USA, now It’s only fair to acknowledge these So we’ve one last thing to say, now We’re aware that you are number one for . . . for . . . citizen incarceration You also landed in first place for. . . the most breast augmentation Roland og Magnus kongen literally "Roland and King Magnus," also known under the English title "Roland at the Battle of Roncevaux" is a Norwegian ballad about the legendary hero Roland of Charlemagne's court. In the ballad, Roland's sword (known in Old French as Durendal) is compared to a sickle, its name corrupted to Dvælje=Dvolg (Dvelgedvolg, Dvergedolg, Dvelgedolgen), explained as meaning "dwarf-fiend" or "enemy of the dwarfs" Historians are of the opinion that the ballad could not be younger than the end of the 15th century, and it "must have been handed down orally since the late Middle Ages". A traditional melody for this ballad originating in Norway had been collected by Hans Seeberg and Olea Crøger in the 1840s from a singer in Seljord in the Telemark region, but it is seldom used; the Norwegians mostly sing the ballad to a Faroese dance melody which was introduced in 1934 by Klara Semb. This includes a Faroese refrain or "burden" translated into Norwegian by Hulda Garborg. In the 19th century two recorded transcriptions were collected of the more or less full ballad. Fifty variants are counted in total, but most of these are only one, two or three stanzas long, and probably served as stev or "stave" strophes. In addition, early collectors printed their own reconstructed versions, pieced together using various recensions and the Old Norse saga.