Brave D.C. Lawmen ("Brave Sir Robin" Monty Python and the Holy Grail song parody)

Republican congress people were returning to their home states and holding town halls, but getting nothing but angry questions. Now they seem to be chickening out and no longer holding town halls. A song parody of "Brave Sir Robin" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, originally performed by Neil Innes and Eric Idle. === Lyrics === Bravely bold Republicans Rode forth from Washington Returning home to hold town halls How brave, these law men They were not at all afraid To take questions from the crowd Brave, brave, brave, D.C. lawmen They were not in the least bit scared To be asked of Elon Musk And how he took a wrecking ball To Federal appointments To questions of inflation Or the rising cost of eggs And the 401k losses Such brave lawmen When you can’t depend On the veterans With the microphones And the shouts and groans And the MAGA folks Who are at your throats And the Trump… ("That's, that's enough music for now lads, There's dirty work afoot.") Brave Republicans ran away ("No!") Bravely ran away away. ("I didn't!") Although they live in a state that’s red They bravely turned their tails and fled. (“No!”) Yes, brave Republicans turned about (“I didn’t!”) And gallantly they chickened out. Swiftly taking to their feet, ("I never did!") They beat a very brave retreat. (“All lies!”) Bravest of the brave, D.C. lawmen (“I never!”)