Another Mangy Birthday Song

It took me 70 years to get this clever. It took me 70 years to get this smart. If I live twice as long, I’m certain I will never view Trump as anything except a gross old fart. It took me 70 years to get this dashing. It took me 70 years to get this gray. In just 6 weeks, Trump has sent our nation crashing. I hope in ‘bout 6 minutes he’ll be sent away. It took me 70 years to get this achy, it took me 70 years to get this wise. I never thought democracy would be this shaky or we’d have leaders who are loved by Russian spies. This is the oldest I’ve been in my whole life, still, I’ll not rest until Trump is in a cell. I’ll have a small birthday party with my wife, then I’ll return to giving Donald hell. copyright 2025, Bruce W Nelson