JD Vance's Eyes (Donald Trump / eyeliner song parody)

Does JD Vance wear eyeliner? Recently his wife Usha, on her childless cat lady complicity tour, told reporters that he does not. But I have to wonder, so I wrote this song parody to the tune of "Rosalinda's Eyes" by Billy Joel. In a related question, I wonder if Donald Trump pronounces Usha's name correctly (ooh-sha) or if he mangles it intentionally (uh-sha) like he does with Kamala? I guess it depends on how pissed he is with JD Vance (so I'm guessing it's uh-sha). === Lyrics === It took some time for me to find a new VP With lots of things I need to check Requirements include undying loyalty And to fit a noose around his neck Crazy right-wing candidates Cropped up from everywhere Throw some black ones in, Latinos, women, I don’t care You knew that I would pick one I got the really thick one I chose the weirdness that I recognize In JD Vance’s eyes He understands mascara and orange creme Men wearing makeup takes some balls The only candidate not wearing Maybelline Appears to be that guy Tim Walz Can’t believe we’re being Beaten by these Democrats All the childless ladies They’ll be voting with their cats We’ve got to keep on Trumpin' Stop all that sofa humpin' I see reflected back my own demise In JD Vance’s eyes === Credits === "Rosalinda's Eyes" by Billy Joel https://youtu.be/LB-tkHD4uXU CyberGoth Dance Party https://youtu.be/gPbVRpRgHso